as snoop would say. TO THE BIATCH. (im such a playa) <---disclaimer. spanish joke credit goes to blonde girl.

dooood. goin to the biach.

fun cam vs. turista cam. fun cam wins.

 our bus that we took to vinha. i dont remember any of it because i was durmido.

 Sweet flow. chile needs to learn the differencia entre un MULLET y flo dulce. like mine.

Vinha del Mar is super hilly. this is the street where our tiny little hotel was. we didnt go to valparaiso but if we did it would look a lot like this but with more graffiti and cooler colors.

 EAST SIDE MUHFUCKAH (sorry mom).

fun cam vs. party cam. fun cam wins again.

 check out the artsy pic yo.

 this little castle has the nice view of the mar and is host to a fine dining room. where i took myself on a date. i didnt. but i thought about it.

 No one in chile actually owns a dog. whenever they feel like finding some canine love, they just walk outside and are greeted by the 150 million stray dogs that live there. 150 million is an estimate. an underestimate.

 does this look like panama? or maybe a tiny miami? or maybe a lame version of a cool city? or maybe a lame version of a lame city?

if i were rich i'd stay here.

 "put it on things of above and not of those on the earth"...i donno. looked poetic tho.

edgy angsty liberal anti conformist photo. Local chain (telepizza) vs. world chain (mickey D's in the background). i wore my "i travelled the world but i still havent found myself yet." t shirt for this photo. then i went and took pictures of sad things so i could feel cultured.

 prof pic. livin life with no remorse.













SAND SCULPTURES. hardcore artists with a soft side. that they harden with water.

 fin. shell. noggin. DOOOOOOOD.

 to this i respond, "No."

 sea horse.

BEACH CHILLIN. yes, it is possible to to get burned on a cloudy day. and no, red skin is not cooler than white skin. and yes, i know this first hand.

 this little ginger creature followed us the whole beach. there literally are more stray dogs than people in chile. and while one might find an accurate comparison between a certain type of beach goer and these friendly mangy lost canines, i actually am referring to the dogs.

 the parque. where seemingly everyone under 30 goes to make out. in public. the fact that i have yet to post a picture of PDA is more due to me being unable to pull out my camera due to hysterical laughter than lack of an opportunity.

stealth metro photo.
this young gentleman happens to be an excellent subject for observation in a brief experience with chilean culture. you may notice that he has short hair. or is that long hair? or is it both....all three observations would be accurate. and while he may seem all negocios (business) from the front, he is definitely all fiesta in the back. its like everyone goes to the barber and cant make up their minds so they walk out with both. my personal favorite besides the rat tail is the rat tail dreadlock. singular. like there is only one dread lock. which somehow found its way out of a seemingly normal haircut. such a nice haircut that i would have commended him on such a nice haircut had i not seen the dread lock. ah, and you may notice his pants are stuffed into his shoes. his shoes are that cool. yes he sacrificed fashion points to show you this. yes, he's glad you noticed. no, he will not turn down his reggeton music. yes he's aware that it is not playing through his headphones. in fact, i wasnt even mad. I was surprised his cell phone could play music that loud. i thought i was at a daddy yankee concert. i took this picture right before he started making out with his girlfriend....i somehow always miss my chance.....

 MONKEY TOE DOWN. yes its broken, no theres nothing i can do about it and yes ill stop complaining. since its hilly in vinha, there are a lot of little random steps everywhere. i found the front end of one with that middle guy.